This is a sign that is posted in the lab at the Vet Hospital where I work. The first time I saw it, I thought it was Icky worthy.

Also, I was ringing up charges for a client and the doctor told me, "Ring them up for Express Anal Sex". I knew I couldn't have heard right and said, "Excuse me, ring up what?" and he repeated, "Express Anal Sacs." Eew. Dogs can be fucking gross. Later I joked with him about what I thought I had heard and he said, "That would cost a whole helluva lot!". I love my new job!