After an unconscionable absence the Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds returns to Tribe. Tonight we'll have some real fun. Emily and I have some tasty treats for all you Lardhole types. Speaking of which let me thank Icky for not exactly allowing me to put on my show here. I'm too lazy to make my own tribe, so I borrow other's when they're not looking. Lets hear it for Icky!
And now, this word from someone who cares....
And now, this word from someone who cares....
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Re: Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds
Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:34 PMWell, I can see we're off to our usual high energy start.
Tonight: Owl Pellets! -
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Re: Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds
Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:39 PMWhat is an Owl Pellet?
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An owl pellet is what an owl makes instead of poop. They eat their prey (usually some kind of mouse, lizard or small bird) whole, digest it for a while, and then about a day later they upchuck a pellet. You can find them under owl's nest's, of course.
Tonight I'm going to soak one, gently pick it apart and see what's inside. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:42 PMnow here's a show worth watching.
if i can make it through a third beer without falling asleep. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:44 PMI wish I had a beer. But its dangerous to drink and disect at the same time. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:45 PMMay I ask, where did you obtain your specimen? -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:46 PMExcuse me, but isn't Emily a cat? Are you not worried she will want to eat it? -
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Re: Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds
Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:47 PMNo, Emily likes cantaloupe.
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:47 PMI got them as birthday presents some number of months ago. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:49 PMYou are soooooo Lucky.
Damn.
Are they soaking as we speak?
Will there be gloosy colored photo's with vivid descriptions? -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:50 PM
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:51 PMOkay, the first thing is to soak them, thus:
A thing of water:
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They float at first, so you gotta hold em down with a screwdriver or something:
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:55 PMThen about a day later the get pliable:
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Re: Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds
Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:56 PMDo they smell bad?
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:57 PMa) wait, this isn't live? i feel like i just caught the chef on a cooking show taking the finished item out of a different oven than it went into
b) it's fetal icky!
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:10 PMLook, dammit, this is Live. I started this last night, but now I'm in the final stages. This is preamble, backstory, the setup, prologue, appetizers.
but from now on, everything is Live.
Except the owl pellet. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:12 PMso if i call the 1-800 # on the bottom of the screen, i can really talk to jerry springer?
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 11:54 AMMy Gods.
Brilllig.
Pik-pikking ze owlie poo apart.
Hee-lareeeeeouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 11:56 AMoh. my. God.
Eefn only I cooolda witnessed zeez thred LIVE.
Brillig.
An all-thyme favrit.
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 11:57 AMFUCK! -
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 11:57 AMIcky moist bee sooooo hard! -
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 6:14 PMYou think Icky is? Check out MY owl-bone!
Um,... err....
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Re: Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds
Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:52 PMare you sure those aren't cat hair balls? -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:53 PMThey almost look like something you could smoke. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:59 PMthere you are!! sure, you could smoke them.
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:05 PMafter they soak they do look like greasy cat hairballs.
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:08 PMThey are hairballs, lisa bunny trademark, but from an owl.
This was what I discovered soon after I started poking: the fibrous substance was hair allright. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:10 PMthat's silly, owls don't have hair. -
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 12:40 AMThey borrow another woodland creature's for the occasion.
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 11:53 AMowl pellets
mayketh mee howlie!
arrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds
Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:57 PMI noticed something interesting about this time: The smell.
Damp owl pellets have an aroma not unlike very rich earth. If I closed my eyes it smelled like I was deep in the forest.
But mainly it made my house smell like owl poop. Whic isn't all that bad, really. There's worse smells. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 10:59 PMI heard someone was serving snacks! -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:20 PMIf you like used snacks, yes.
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:06 PMSo, after gently poking with a screwdriver and a paintbrush, one is rewarded with a beautiful sight:
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:14 PMi really like that that picture, but makes me feel kind of sick. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:19 PMThis part has taken me the longest, but is the least interesting to watch. Unless you like to watch me sit still. But this is what you get on your first round of cleaning
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That's a lot of rodent hair, is what that is. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:20 PMHope you're not allergic. -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:26 PMOh, the process involves lots of water and swishing. The Plant and Garden Sprayer is a wonderful tool for this.
I'm going to put this picture on my Match.com profile.
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Sun, May 8, 2005 - 2:37 AMIs that a cigarette butt floating in the detritus of the soak tub? -
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Re: Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds
Sun, May 8, 2005 - 9:58 AMNo, that's the end of a paint brush sticking out of the tub at the corner.
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Re: Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds
Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:34 PMSo if you don't get excited by seing something like this, then you don't know what fun on a Friday night is!
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:35 PM
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:40 PMSkulls are the prize, of course.
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:41 PMIt seems like a Waterpik would be a good tool to use for this. -
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Re: Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds
Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:46 PMCRAP! I mean, OWL-PELLETS! I was offline yipping on the phone with Madame Gonzaga all this time! I've missed the show! -
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:50 PMOh we're not done yet.
Did anybody bring me back a glass?
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:50 PMHmmm... maybe! If the water jet was not too powerful. The skull bones are very very thin.
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Fri, May 6, 2005 - 11:48 PMWhat? Did everybody go to sleep??? This is exciting, dammit!
Well, like they say; if you're not doing it for yourself then you're performing for the wrong person.
Hey, guess what? I discovered that certain rodent lower jaws are two separate bones!
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