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You win something like jellyfish

2008-08-25T22:36:58Z

Can I call you "Mister?"

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I am not clear on what this tribe is about...

2008-08-25T22:18:12Z

Please explain.

I found it on a search for parasitology, and it piqued my curiosity.
Unfortunately whatever the thread linked to is no longer there.

I rather like parasites. I am starting a tribe just for that.

I want to explore the subject of philosophy from the eye of the parasitic life form.

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you people

2008-08-25T22:14:44Z

made me this way
it is all your fault
you are the oppressor
i am the victim

everyone has it easy
'cept for me
you took everything I ever had
now you must pay

I have contacted the FBI

I have contacted the State Bar.

I have contacted the TOU GUY.

I have it all saved on my computer

you are a shiney object

you are no longer useful to me

Would you like to chat?

it's not my fault
my mother died last year
I was drunk when I sent that message

I never sent that message

you are a liar!

Damn you!

You stop.
Just stop it!

I know who you are, where you live.
I watch you all day
I follow you everywhere you go.

I have saved every word you have ever written.

I have sex to those words.

with myself

i faked my orgasims anyhow
you bastard

you cannot please me.

people are shiney objects

they do not feel pain

only I feel pain.

my pain!

My pain is real

you are a shiney object.

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I felt it kick

2008-08-25T22:14:26Z

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-eye-worm2.htm

posted in LARDHOLE - 7 replies

Dani tribal gourdware

2008-08-25T22:12:50Z

http://files.tellmewhereonearth.com/Photos%20Weirdest/pgourd1.JPG

http://files.tellmewhereonearth.com/Photos%20Weirdest/pgourd3.JPG

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Zombie Attacks

2006-12-19T06:47:19Z

http://www.jengajam.com/r/zombie-attacks-are

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Plastination, Body World

2006-07-22T00:03:08Z

The Body World exhibition includes full-body plastinates, with many in dynamic poses. The exhibition is currently in Chicago through 9/5/5, after which it will be in Cleveland and Philadelphia. I plan to see the Chicago exhibit, since Chicago is convenient for me.

The links below are general information, plastination basics, and the Body World exhibition schedule respectively.

http://www.koerperwelten.com/en/pages/anreise.asp

http://www.msichicago.org/bodyworlds/plastination.html

http://www.bodyworlds.com/en/pages/home.asp

posted in LARDHOLE - 27 replies

The wisdom of parasites

2006-05-01T16:48:05Z

http://loom.corante.com/archives/2006/02/02/the_wisdom_of_parasites.php

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mmMMMRRRRAAAARRRRRAAAAAAOOOOOOWWWRRRRRRLLLLGGGguh ....uuuuuuuh

2006-03-05T06:45:48Z

http://jokes.comedycentral.com/schtuff/zombie/index.asp?id=1

mmMMMRRRAAAA HAH HHAAHH HHHHHHAAAAAAA ....AAAAAAAH..AAAAHH ..AAAAHH HHHAAAAAA !!!

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Its The Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds

2006-02-27T01:28:50Z

After an unconscionable absence the Friday Night Event with Hjiørst Fjiöørds returns to Tribe. Tonight we'll have some real fun. Emily and I have some tasty treats for all you Lardhole types. Speaking of which let me thank Icky for not exactly allowing me to put on my show here. I'm too lazy to make my own tribe, so I borrow other's when they're not looking. Lets hear it for Icky!

And now, this word from someone who cares....

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lack of gross shit in england

2006-01-29T03:23:17Z

really pleasant and clean in this country compared to the states

icky if ya ever visit here i suggest bringing plenty of insects and whatever.... you use to make yourself more unclean when you wash

right i have been getting stoned for about four days in a row and my brain is fucked

just wanted to say hello

leaving monday and i dont wanna!!! :*(

peace

posted in LARDHOLE - 28 replies

Screw that

2005-11-18T19:13:16Z

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051012/od_nm/belgium_screw_dc

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new cooking spice for the holidays - dried ground feces

2005-11-01T19:22:16Z

Cabbie Caught Putting Feces On Food
Prosecutors Had Store Surveillance Tapes

POSTED: 12:50 pm PDT October 27, 2005
UPDATED: 4:55 am PDT October 28, 2005

DALLAS -- A north Texas man was caught on tape sprinkling his own feces on food at a grocery store.

Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, was convicted in Dallas on Wednesday.

Prosecutors had store surveillance videotapes from a Fiesta grocery store of two incidents in July.

"He takes his own fecal matter and spreads it to the wind over the food going to the public," prosecutor Will Ramsey said in court. "It's just so disgusting and, you know what, people get hurt."

The taxi driver was charged with tampering with consumer products. Prosecutors said he took his own feces, dried it, ground it up and tossed it over the food products.

Defense attorney Clark Birdsall said there was no way to prove that what Nahidmobarekeh did would have ever hurt anyone.

In a statement, Nahidmobarekeh said he was upset with the way the store had treated him and that he meant it as a joke.

He was sentenced to five years in state prison.

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"Log All Fecals"

2005-10-25T03:46:32Z

This is a sign that is posted in the lab at the Vet Hospital where I work. The first time I saw it, I thought it was Icky worthy.

Also, I was ringing up charges for a client and the doctor told me, "Ring them up for Express Anal Sex". I knew I couldn't have heard right and said, "Excuse me, ring up what?" and he repeated, "Express Anal Sacs." Eew. Dogs can be fucking gross. Later I joked with him about what I thought I had heard and he said, "That would cost a whole helluva lot!". I love my new job!

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LORDHALE

2005-10-21T23:55:34Z

What a great idea for an alt.

posted in LARDHOLE - 1 reply

well, if the darn things weren't so expesive

2005-10-20T02:03:07Z

we wouldn't have to steal them....

Colonoscopes Stolen From Pa. Hospital

POSTED: 6:42 am PDT September 30, 2005

KITTANNING, Pa. -- Why would anybody want to steal devices used to examine the inside of a human colon?

That's what the Pennsylvania state police and officials with Armstrong County Memorial Hospital near Kittanning, about 35 miles north of Pittsburgh, want to know.

Somebody stole four colonoscopes from the hospital, worth more than $100,000.

Police in State College, Pa., who are investigating a similar theft at the Mount Nittany Medical Center in July, said there's an overseas market for used medical devices, many of which are sold through Internet sites.

State police say they have no leads in the Armstrong hospital case.

posted in LARDHOLE - 13 replies

Vagina Dentata

2005-10-14T02:43:05Z

Or, "Put *This* in Your Lardhole":

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9145415/

posted in LARDHOLE - 49 replies

icky bob!!!!

2005-10-13T06:12:35Z

i'm going to the UK november 11th and staying till december 5th :D

hope everyone is well

take care

peace

posted in LARDHOLE - 7 replies

Burning hair smells pretty!

2005-10-13T05:47:20Z

http://www.youtube.com/?v=LFkJjoYgV6A

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Exploitation of Stoma (?)

2005-09-21T18:36:29Z

Doug Manley, The (noun)

Having intercourse with a person in the hole in their side where a colostomy bag attaches. Named after an ex convict who had the penchant for performing this act on his cellmate who had a colostomy bag.

posted in LARDHOLE - 19 replies

Mice infected with Bubonic plague missing

2005-09-16T21:18:08Z

NEWARK, N.J. - Three mice infected with the bacteria responsible for bubonic plague apparently disappeared from a laboratory about two weeks ago, and authorities launched a search though health experts said there was scant public risk.

The mice were unaccounted-for at the Public Health Research Institute, which is on the campus of the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey and conducts bioterrorism research for the federal government.

Federal official said the mice may never be accounted for. Among other things, the rodents may have been stolen, eaten by other lab animals or just misplaced in a paperwork error.

If the mice got outside the lab, they would have already died from the disease, state Health Commissioner Fred Jacobs said.

The possibility of theft prompted the institute to interrogate two dozen of its employees and conduct lie detector tests, The Star-Ledger of Newark reported Thursday.

The FBI said it was investigating. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is also investigating, the newspaper reported.

University officials did not immediately return a call seeking comment Thursday morning.

The mice were injected as part of an inoculation and vaccination experiment, investigators said.

Health officials say 10 to 20 people in the United States contract plague each year, usually through infected fleas or rodents. It can be treated with antibiotics, but about one in seven U.S. cases is fatal. Bubonic plague is not contagious, but left untreated it can transform into pneumonic plague, which can be spread from person to person.

The incident came as federal authorities investigate possible corruption in the school's finances. The FBI is reviewing political donations and millions of dollars in no-bid contracts awarded to politically connected firms.

What'd you do with 'em, Icky?

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Death can come at any moment

2005-08-17T07:12:10Z

http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/33-crossing-street.html

posted in LARDHOLE - 24 replies

A Carcass

2005-08-12T17:36:47Z

I was reading Baudelaire last night, and this made me think of Icky:

A Carcass

My love, do you recall the object which we saw,
That fair, sweet, summer morn!
At a turn in the path a foul carcass
On a gravel strewn bed,

Its legs raised in the air, like a lustful woman,
Burning and dripping with poisons,
Displayed in a shameless, nonchalant way
Its belly, swollen with gases.

The sun shone down upon that putrescence,
As if to roast it to a turn,
And to give back a hundredfold to great Nature
The elements she had combined;

And the sky was watching that superb cadaver
Blossom like a flower.
So frightful was the stench that you believed
You'd faint away upon the grass.

The blow-flies were buzzing round that putrid belly,
From which came forth black battalions
Of maggots, which oozed out like a heavy liquid
All along those living tatters.

All this was descending and rising like a wave,
Or poured out with a crackling sound;
One would have said the body, swollen with a vague breath,
Lived by multiplication.

And this world gave forth singular music,
Like running water or the wind,
Or the grain that winnowers with a rhythmic motion
Shake in their winnowing baskets.

The forms disappeared and were no more than a dream,
A sketch that slowly falls
Upon the forgotten canvas, that the artist
Completes from memory alone.

Crouched behind the boulders, an anxious dog
Watched us with angry eye,
Waiting for the moment to take back from the carcass
The morsel he had left.

— And yet you will be like this corruption,
Like this horrible infection,
Star of my eyes, sunlight of my being,
You, my angel and my passion!

Yes! thus will you be, queen of the Graces,
After the last sacraments,
When you go beneath grass and luxuriant flowers,
To molder among the bones of the dead.

Then, O my beauty! say to the worms who will
Devour you with kisses,
That I have kept the form and the divine essence
Of my decomposed love!

Charles Baudelaire

BLORP! <3

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tomato worms

2005-07-15T03:46:28Z

http://www.oznet.ksu.edu/entomology/extension/KIN/KIN_2003/kin-19/figure4.jpg

http://www.bluebeastreptile.com/images/TYLER/InsectPics/FIHORNWORM.jpg

posted in LARDHOLE - 22 replies

headache

2005-07-14T21:19:51Z

http://www.chapter9photography.com/2005/bio/forehead_inflation.htm

posted in LARDHOLE - 13 replies

Zombie Dogs!

2005-07-11T03:59:17Z

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html

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Escape From the Hemadrones

2005-07-01T02:22:05Z

http://www.courttv.com/trials/news/0605/24_krause_ctv.html

Man: Flesh-eating aliens were chasing me when I caused fatal car crash

By Emanuella Grinberg
Court TV

A California man facing life in prison for crashing his car into a UPS truck will not dispute that his actions resulted in the death of the driver when his trial opens Monday in Nevada County Superior Court.

Instead, Scott Krause's defense will argue that the defendant believed he was trying to escape man-eating subterranean beings when he ran into Drew Reynolds' truck on Jan. 6, 2004.

Krause has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity to five felony counts, including first-degree murder, carjacking, and burglary, stemming from a string of alleged criminal activities leading up to the fatal highway crash.

In three court-ordered evaluations, the defendant stated he was fleeing subterranean beings he called "hemadrones" when he carjacked a commercial vehicle near a Nevada City, Calif., gas station and then crashed into Reynolds' service vehicle.

"Everything had to do with his escape from the hemadrones," said Nevada County District Attorney Michael Ferguson. "According to the defendant, he wasFkF afraid they were going to put him in cargo and ship him to China to be eaten."

Calls to public defender Gary Gordon went unanswered.

The evidentiary burden will fall on the defense to prove that Krause, a known methamphetamine addict with a history of drug-related arrests, was suffering from a pre-existing mental condition that either prevented him from understanding the consequences of his actions or knowing the difference between right or wrong.

A psychologist testified in a preliminary hearing that when he examined Krause in 2002, the divorced father of two displayed signs of delusions and paranoid schizophrenia.

He also testified that for at least two years before the incident, Krause was using methamphetamine at least twice a day.

"This is purely a case about mental state," Ferguson said. "Were his actions methamphetamine-induced or was he suffering from a pre-offense illness?"

The state will argue the latter in light of Krause's lengthy rap sheet and evidence that his alleged activities began much earlier that day.

Signs of trouble

Police responded to the home of Krause's ex-wife, Tracie, just after midnight on Jan. 7, 2004, where Krause had unexpectedly showed up "strung out" and in search of a place to crash after his girlfriend kicked him out.

Officers left Krause with the order to dump his can of beer and leave her home, according to police reports.

About 16 hours later, authorities received another call from an elderly woman who said a man later identified as Krause broke into her home and demanded keys to her car. She told police she began to scream, and he left empty-handed.

About 10 minutes later, police received a report that Sierra Tile and Stone truck driver Tina Harrison was sitting in the cab of her truck at a gas station when Krause climbed into the passenger seat, "freaking her out," Ferguson said.

"He didn't force her out, but he scared her and that's enough for a carjacking charge," he said.

As Krause sped onto Highway 49, he swerved around cars and he crossed lanes before slamming into Reynolds' UPS truck, sending it into a utility pole.

At the time of his death, Reynolds, 34, was pursuing a degree in computer science from the University of Phoenix while holding a full-time job with UPS.

After Reynolds' death, a $2,000 scholarship fund was established in his name for adults who are raising families while pursuing a college education at Sierra College's Nevada County campus, from where Reynolds graduated.

Of Krause's lengthy rap sheet, Grass Valley police chief John Foster simply said, "We're aware of him," in an interview with the local newspaper, The Union.

When the accident occurred, Krause was already on misdemeanor probation after pleading to charges of being under the influence of a controlled substance, possessing controlled substance paraphernalia and resisting a peace officer in August 2003.

That arrest occurred four days before he was to begin drug counseling for a previous arrest for possessing a hypodermic needle.

Earlier in 2003, he was arrested for attempted vehicle theft, removing car parts and damaging property while attempting to hot-wire a neighbor's car.

Jurors will have the option of convicting Krause of vehicular manslaughter if they cannot find premeditation in connection with Reynolds' death.

He is also facing charges of carjacking, burglary and battery in connection with the day's previous events.

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what...

2005-06-24T19:24:10Z

plop goes the weasel?

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>:[

2005-06-21T16:49:31Z

i have my period and am flooding like slit wrist

figured this is the only place i could get away with bitching about it since it's semi gross

peace

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virus-laden poo

2005-06-20T21:33:40Z

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TRAVEL/DESTINATIONS/06/16/alaska.reut/index.html

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School's out forever!

2005-06-17T19:14:49Z

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4098172.stm

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Wiggle neck

2005-06-14T19:29:34Z

I was out the other day (before I got sick) exploring deserted warehouses in Alameda & ended up at one of the marinas. A young heron was hanging out on the docks with a fish in its beak (12 feet away) & clearly the fish was still alive. The critter was instantly gulped down & for the next 5 minutes I watched the bird’s neck wiggle & jerk around because of the writhing fish in its throat. The bird looked very uncomfortable & tried (and failed) to fly away. It sort of sat down & waited for the fish in the tummy to die…

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It's Rainin' Men!

2005-06-12T01:06:38Z

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/08/plane.body.ap/index.html

posted in LARDHOLE - 12 replies

i like coffee

2005-06-11T05:12:11Z

it makes me piss a lot

posted in LARDHOLE - 10 replies

You know you want it

2005-06-08T05:19:18Z

dog wound porn:

http://louvre.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/a6a/09e/a6a09e6c-42d6-460d-8af2-66a1b1a68454

posted in LARDHOLE - 29 replies

Does my breath smell funky to you?

2005-06-04T03:12:35Z

http://louvre.sanfrancisco.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&currentoffset=130&parentid=9c02eeed-f8c9-47b8-bcb4-4f0cd4ad7ff6&sortby=newest&rows=0&r=10535

Oh, no wonder!

posted in LARDHOLE - 4 replies

fear factor

2005-06-03T03:13:44Z

does anyone else like watching them eat gross stuff?

posted in LARDHOLE - 8 replies

Cockroach shake

2005-06-02T12:41:49Z

http://www.kladblog.com/image/200505/ontbijt.htm

posted in LARDHOLE - 23 replies

lol

2005-06-02T00:53:26Z

nice tribe icky bob

just spreading the grotesque love around

peace

posted in LARDHOLE - 27 replies

Church of Euthanasia

2005-06-01T02:28:36Z

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

www.churchofeuthanasia.org

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/snuffit4/abortion.html

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/snuffit2/crossdressing.html

Praise him!

posted in LARDHOLE - 27 replies

Calf Born With 5 Legs

2005-05-28T00:29:18Z

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050520/D8A6IVO81.html

posted in LARDHOLE - 13 replies

cadaver art?

2005-05-19T23:55:35Z

http://www.flickr.com/photos/boju/sets/150826/

(courtesy of Rich Polysorbate 60)

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Swooping Birds Attack Houston Residents

2005-05-19T17:20:57Z

word!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/18/birds.attack.ap/index.html

posted in LARDHOLE - 14 replies

"...foul odors coming out..."

2005-05-17T06:42:46Z

http://www.local6.com/irresistible/4470142/detail.html

posted in LARDHOLE - 31 replies

Treat as they eat!

2005-05-11T22:14:48Z

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/10/1024_031024_maggotmedicine.html

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What's the difference between this tribe...

2005-05-11T01:38:27Z

...and Icky's Cow Pie A la Mode?

posted in LARDHOLE - 13 replies

I be Da Playah

2005-05-09T05:22:13Z

I must confess. I've been fooling you all along with my profile. I'm actually a rather overweight black man with a taste for tender white meat and fancy duds. I sincerely apologize for the confusion.

http://houseplantpicturestudio.com/theplayer.html

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to icky from el salvador

2005-05-08T17:07:43Z

http://www.gastrointestinalatlas.com/English/english.html

"Our atlas presently displays 1619 video clips covering almost all areas of gastrointestinal pathology detectable by endoscopy."

:D

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Lardhole Surfers

2005-05-07T23:04:57Z

Icky reminds me of a Butthole Surfer's concert!

posted in LARDHOLE - 30 replies

maggots in the news

2005-05-04T15:23:34Z

BANGKOK (Reuters) - Doctors found around 50 maggots in the ears of an 84-year-old Thai man after he went to hospital complaining of an itch.

Wednesday's Nation newspaper said Anan Temtan, who lives in the tsunami-hit southern resort island of Phuket, had used cotton buds to relieve the itching, but had scratched so hard his eardrums ruptured and started bleeding.

"We believe flies might have gone inside his ears to lay eggs, which hatched into larvae and caused the itching," said Somsak Nonthasri, the doctor who treated him.

Somsak, who used tweezers and a small suction device to remove the maggots, said Anan would be kept in for observation for a while to make sure no more eggs hatched.

i wonder if the itching was the maggots eating his brain

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I'm in love.

2005-05-04T15:22:20Z

http://www.tubgirl.com

posted in LARDHOLE - 18 replies

I loves me some Icky

2005-05-01T03:03:01Z

When is Icky coming down here to let us drag him through the slime? He knows he wants it.

posted in LARDHOLE - 12 replies

what the fukkity fuk fuk is this?

2005-04-25T23:01:02Z

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&currentoffset=1&parentid=cc71685c-055c-411c-8849-bd47965696e1&sortby=newest&rows=24&r=10535

*HURLS UP LUNCH & DINNER*

posted in LARDHOLE - 29 replies

starve me will ya

2005-04-22T03:55:55Z

I couldn't find anything to chew in the photo gallery

blech.

posted in LARDHOLE - 13 replies

What is that picture?

2005-04-21T17:16:50Z

THEY NEED MORE

What is it?

posted in LARDHOLE - 16 replies

Poop is the Shit!

2005-04-21T01:59:21Z

Icky!
Why didn't you join the pooping at work tribe yet?
poopingatwork.tribe.net

posted in LARDHOLE - 10 replies

please post

2005-02-13T00:34:32Z

i feel nauseous
someone please post
and help this pass
so to speak

posted in LARDHOLE - 9 replies

why oh why oh why

2005-02-10T04:23:55Z

*sigh*

*sigh*

*yawn*

*sigh*

posted in LARDHOLE - 12 replies

What's red and blue

2005-02-04T15:36:09Z

and flies over Finland?

posted in LARDHOLE - 33 replies

art

2005-01-17T20:41:49Z

http://www.remcotorenbosch.com/paintings.htm

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that's snot what i was saying

2004-11-07T03:58:38Z

posted in LARDHOLE - 25 replies

Phantom Poo

2004-11-03T22:25:53Z

I just gave birth to a marvelous phantom poo. You feel the poo coming out, but when you wipe, there's nothining on the paper, and you look in the bowl and there's nothing there...it just sneaked away!

In our next seminar we shall discuss the diametric opposite of the Phantom: "The Scribbler".

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i like a fishy

2004-10-15T16:50:39Z

http://www.rathergood.com/fishy/

posted in LARDHOLE - 5 replies

LICK v.1.2

2004-10-09T00:34:10Z

LICKS all around!

posted in LARDHOLE - 48 replies

lick

2004-10-08T21:16:57Z

Peed-on patties and chicken covered with creepy-crawlers aren’t much worse than standard fast-food fare. Did you know that today’s poultry slaughterhouses are so disgusting, one former U.S. Department of Agriculture scientist says that the “final product is no different than if you stuck it in the toilet and ate it”

http://www.methodshop.com/fun/chickenHead/chicken.jpg

posted in LARDHOLE - 69 replies

Suck

2004-10-08T18:31:02Z

I will suck anyone's cock on this tribe.

I will bend over and gladly take your pork.

I want to be your groveling little ugly, piece of shit sex slave.

Please gangbang me and fuck me in the mouth.

posted in LARDHOLE - 6 replies

die screaming with sharp things in your head

2004-10-08T03:34:06Z

oh, sorry I,... I was just day dreaming about my ex there for a second....

anyways... hey icky,
you were asking me about garden gnomes the other day
and I thought this web site would clear up any questions
you had on the subject.....

http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/

posted in LARDHOLE - 4 replies

Oh Shit!

2004-09-30T02:10:58Z

Hermine is here. Grab your flanges and run for the hills!

posted in LARDHOLE - 50 replies

hi icky, i found that web site you were looking for...

2004-09-30T02:01:57Z

http://www.members.kconline.com/kerr/pb.htm

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It's all about the BUNG

2004-09-27T15:32:02Z

http://www.technex.pl/supplier/Jarvis/engl/bung_droppers.htm

http://www.careerplanner.com/DOT-Job-Descriptions/OFFAL-SEPARATOR.cfm

http://waltonfeed.com/wrench.html

http://www.bunghk.com/

http://www.bungholeliquors.com/history.html

posted in LARDHOLE - 6 replies

forgive me father

2004-09-21T20:04:53Z

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."

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I need to share!

2004-08-11T00:59:26Z

I often sneak into the restrooms at the nearby greyhound bus station, secure myself in a stall & cut sensitive areas of my body.

my neighbors dog told me that if I cut myself (in secret) I would learn how to use the bathroom on my own...

staple guns get me hot.

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Nose picking

2004-08-02T20:20:09Z

in descending order, the bathroom, the car, the bedroom, bed itself, our homes, our desks at work, the living room, the shower, in front of the television, and on public transportation, the library, outside, the elevator, and on bicycle. 18% answer that they'll pick anywhere at all, 10% say they'll do it anywhere they have privacy, and a thrill-seeking 4% do it anywhere they feel no one is looking. Women and men tend to pick different places. Women more often favor bedrooms and bathrooms, while men are more likely to pick in cars or anywhere at all.

Several respondents say they pick their noses in bed before going to sleep, and one undoubtedly large-boogered woman explains that she has trouble breathing if she doesn't. A polite but troubled 26 year-old man who seeks privacy when picking writes, "Sometimes, in the presence of others, the feeling in my nose makes me wonder whether I have picked in public." A 35 year-old male musician explains that he picks his nose "when pretty girls aren't looking." Meanwhile, with refreshingly pure consumerist zeal, a mother of two writes, "I pick my nose in the bathroom--my brand of toilet paper is softer than most Kleenex." 4% of the sample claim they don't pick their noses at all.

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here...

2004-07-31T02:24:53Z

i sit, broken-hearted
paid for a ____________
but only ____________

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could somebody please

2004-07-30T17:22:50Z

sniff my pits?

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HEY!

2004-07-02T18:26:35Z

Can Icky come out to play????? :*

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INHERITED SKIN DISORDERS

2004-06-09T00:00:03Z

Almost all skin disorders, except for those that are infectious, are more common in certain breeds than others. Common sense suggests that these disorders are inherited but in general, scientific studies have not been done to establish the mode of inheritance or the frequency in the breed. Some conditions have become so common in certain breeds as to be accepted as normal for the breed (eg. acanthosis nigricans in the dachshund).

Listed below are the most important skin conditions that are believed to have an inherited component.

http://www.upei.ca/~cidd/Diseases/dermatology/inherited%20skin%20disorders.htm

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Rashes!~

2004-06-08T23:12:39Z

http://poisonivy.aesir.com/view/rashes.html

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I'm hungry, dammit!

2004-06-08T23:09:59Z

http://www.surgical-tutor.org.uk/default-home.htm?core/neoplasia/nail.htm~right

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Poll on places to pick the nose...

2004-06-05T01:22:07Z

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Increased muscle mass without exercise

2004-05-27T17:09:21Z

http://www.researchpubs.com/books/bobprod.shtml

http://www.bfi.org.uk/videocat/more/sick/flanagan.html

http://hnv.nin.net/hnv6/flanagan.html

http://vv.arts.ucla.edu/terminals/flanagan/flanagan.html

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the reason Satanist create better artwork

2004-05-24T17:18:10Z

http://www.thomaskinkade.com/magi/servlet/com.asucon.ebiz.home.web.tk.HomeServlet

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shout out!

2004-05-19T21:22:13Z

just a shout out to the gang, here... I couldn't relate to the chicken gizzards thread. Nothin' agains chicken gizzards, just not a point from which I am able to easily free associate, I guess....

So... ummm..... howdy! :)

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a gift from Zen

2004-05-19T20:44:42Z

say thanks.

www.obsidian-star.com/ver_2.0...agini.html

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God hates small animals.

2004-05-13T23:50:37Z

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~QQ2T-SSK/

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Subservient Chicken

2004-05-10T20:43:36Z

Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want. Check it out: http://www.subservientchicken.com

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this toilet earth...

2004-04-13T06:53:13Z

happy easter.

http://www.lds.org/

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wonderful world of dworkin!

2004-04-08T20:57:12Z

http://www.nostatusquo.com/ACLU/dworkin/

yay. have fun.

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laugh at me!

2004-04-08T17:19:59Z

and poke me in the eye!

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Fun with Trepanation!

2004-04-07T00:48:58Z

Introduction to trepanation
Trepanation is the practice of making a hole in the skull in order to improve the brain pulsations and hence the overall well being.
A trepan is the instrument used for making a hole in the skull bone. It is sometimes spelled trephine. The idea is to pump up the brainbloodvolume. It's known that one's level of consciousness is directly related to the volume of blood in one's brain. As a result, trepanners say, one feels happier and more energetic. The practice of trepanation has been around since the Stone Age. Trepanation is the oldest surgical procedure practiced by mankind. At no time had evidence been found that brain surgery was the intention of this procedure. To the contrary, evidence shows that from the very earliest trepanations elaborate care was taken not to penetrate below the level of the bone membrane. Care was taken not to penetrate through the dura matter. Care was taken not to damage the brain.
Procedure of trepanation and its effects on the body
An instrument called a trepan is used to make the hole. Throughout history, the trepanning tool has developed dramatically, evolving from a crude hunk of sharpened flint in prehistoric times to a hand-cranked auger in the first century to, nowadays, an electric drill. Anyway, the trepan goes into your skull and a chunk of bone is extracted. You bandage yourself up and eventually the skin heals over, leaving only a small indentation to show for the hole in your head. The idea is to pump up your brainbloodvolume. Your level of consciousness, goes Huges' theory, is directly related to the volume of blood in your brain. Babies have naturally high brainbloodvolume, being born with a soft spot at the top of their heads, the fontanel, that gives the brain room to pulse. When you look at a baby's head, you can actually see the pliant tissue at the fontanel throbbing with the baby's heartbeat, pumping oxygen through the brain. Within the first year, though, that soft tissue hardens into bone. And therein lies the problem. Once the fontanel seals off, your brain has no proper vent through which to breathe. To make matters worse, the upright stance you adopt as a toddler allows gravity to pull blood away from your head, the beginning of a lifelong drain. Pulsation decreases. Brainbloodvolume plummets. You get lethargic, estranged, depressed. By opening up that hole one may reverse nature's wayward development and return the skull to its original condition. As a result, trepanners say, you'll be happier, more energetic and less prone to crippling bouts of ennui. You'll ascend to the child's plane of acute consciousness from which you disembarked to enter the lowly malaise of adulthood.
Though doctors disagree and say it's dangerous. You expose your precious brain, you remove God's covering, there's a risk of infection and all sorts of other problems. Brain doctors seem to view this invasion of the cranium's hallowed realm as a violation of some universal taboo. More to the point, they don't approve of amateurs dipping their fingers into the neurochemical soup. But they readily agree on one point: a hole is the starting point for all neurosurgical procedures. Trepanation is performed, for example, to evacuate hemorrhages and to relieve pressure in the cranial cavity caused by cerebral ulcers. But, for neurosurgeons, the hole is a means to an end, and they put the bone back in place.
Trepanation was practiced on every continent through every time period and by every race of mankind until the advent of brain surgery in this century. Doctors, today, have been taught that trepanation was done in past centuries for superstitious, magical or religious reasons. They generally look on trepanation as a practice akin to blood letting. They scoff at it. They deny that trepanation could have a reasonable basis. They fear that to practice trepanation would demean their professional status. They have stated that they wouldn't undertake it if their lives depended on it. And further, trepanation can't be investigated by any individual doctor because a board must be set up to approve all research projects connected to universities and hospitals. However trepanation doesn't go away. It is ingrained in our history. The ancestors of modern Europeans, the Battle-Ax people, were prodigious trepanners as well as were all other ancient peoples. There is an extensive scientific literature on trepanation both in medicine and anthropology. The risk to benefit ratio would have to have been very favorable for the practice to have been so widely practiced but official investigators haven't been able to see that there is a both a rationale and a benefit to this procedure. There seems to be a deliberate intent amongst them not to see, maybe even a conspiracy, that there is a benefit to making a hole in the skull bone. This is understandable though because if doctors and scientists recognized the benefit they would be obliged to announce to the world that upright walking humans need a hole in the head! It's unlikely that doctors will be stepping forward with this announcement anytime soon so in the meantime the public will have to educate itself and then educate the doctors.

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